Bruce
@Brucebfg - Tweeted on 24th June 2012 08:34
Dirty Joke ...😉
 
  A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform
sexually.  He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems
to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African
medicine man. 

The medicine man says, `I can cure this.`  With that said, he throws a
white  powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.  Then
he says, `This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.
All  you have to do is say `123,` and it shall rise for as long as you wish!`

The man then asks, `What happens when it`s over, and I don`t want to
continue?  The medicine man replies, `When your partner can take no more
sex  and is completely raddled, all she has to say is`1234`, and it will then
go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another
year..`
 
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he
showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.  He slides into bed,
cuddles up to his wife, says `123` and suddenly he has the most
gigantic erection ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks,
`What did you say `123` for?!`