Three blokes are in the pub bragging about how lazy they have been recently."I was walking down the street and saw a £50 note on the ground but was too lazy to pick it up," says the first bloke."I reckon I was lazier," says the next bloke. "I came home one evening to find a gorgeous woman lying naked in my bed. Even though I was really horny, I was too lazy to touch her, never mind fuck her.""That's nothing," says the third bloke. "I was in the cinema for two hours screaming my head off.""That's not lazy at all," says the first bloke. "Sounds like hard work to me!""Oh it was definitely lazy. I sat down on my balls and couldn't be arsed getting up again."

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